Rolladium - Staten Island, NY - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt genius White text below reads "NOT

White text below reads "NOT LIKE GOING DOWN THE POND CHASIN' BLUEGILLS AND TOMMYCODS

Dogs never ask why you canceled on brunch

" along the bottom

A distressed white hand-sketched illustration depicts a one-room schoolhouse with a bell tower

Rolladium - Staten Island, NY - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt genius White text below reads "NOTNaming a roller rink "Rolladium" suggests gladiatorial combat, not kids eating floor on rented skates in New Dorp. Lady Liberty's in the logo because she also can't leave Staten Island. The Details: Distressed golden yellow text reading "STATEN ISLAND ROLLADIUM" curves along the top of a circular border. Inside, a silhouette of a female roller skater strikes a dynamic pose beside a silhouette of the Statue of Liberty. Below the circle, golden yellow