Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Tank Top Baseball and holly with green leaves

and holly with green leaves near the brim

Gingerbread men walk around with permanent smiles and glazed eyes

holding a red Solo cup in his right hand

Half the room won't notice

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Tank Top Baseball and holly with green leavesParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming