Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex Hoodie Size:M A small white lightning bolt

A small white lightning bolt icon sits beneath the text

" A checked box marks "ALL OF THE ABOVE" at the bottom

Every lightsaber duel now includes a dramatic pause and a request for more cowbell

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex Hoodie Size:M A small white lightning boltMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block