Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range - Unisex T-Shirt arkansas This fan art design is

This fan art design is inspired by the iconic character from the 1983 cult classic A Christmas Story

Two fingers

and no state employee has made eye contact with a cartographer since

and only one made it onto the currency

Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range - Unisex T-Shirt arkansas This fan art design isOrdering a phased plasma rifle at a strip mall gun shop is the most deadpan retail interaction in sci fi history. Filling a requisition form from 2029 at a Reagan era counter is just grocery shopping with a kill list. Inspired by The Terminator. The Details: Stacked left aligned white geometric sans serif text reads "PHASED PLASMA RIFLE IN THE 40 WATT RANGE," with "IN THE" set noticeably smaller than the surrounding lines. Select letters carry thin