Scuba Steve Scuba Squad - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Choosing beer over drugs isn't

Choosing beer over drugs isn't sobriety

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Scuba Steve Scuba Squad - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Choosing beer over drugs isn'tMembership in the Scuba Squad requires zero diving credentials and full emotional commitment to a bath toy. Sonny's parenting strategy was basically handing a kid a plastic diver and calling it a day. Inspired by Big Daddy. The Details: Bubble style white lettering reads "SCUBA STEVE" above a retro cartoon illustration of Scuba Steve swimming in a red wetsuit, yellow gloves, yellow mask, and dive tank, surrounded by white bubbles. A cyan outlined