Let's Get Basted - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L A digital illustration of Derek

A digital illustration of Derek Zoolander's face in clean vector-art style shows dark spiky hair

" Bold golden-yellow serif text reads "GOLDFISH

which means "I've only had one" is just drunk math with a built-in alibi

Inspired by The Lord of the Rings

Let's Get Basted - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L A digital illustration of DerekBasting a turkey is just a spa treatment for something that's already dead. Basting yourself with bourbon at the dinner table is the same concept, slightly better outcomes. The Details: Curved distressed cream retro text reads "LET'S GET BASTED" in an arched layout. Below, a vintage hand drawn turkey faces right with a fanned tail in green, orange, and cream tones, standing on orange feet. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs