Santa Judges PRE-ORDER Adulting is better with wine Friends who bring the wine

Friends who bring the wine (and stay too long)

a messy bun

Spill-proof lid (because spilling wine is wasting time)

use phrases like “the juxtaposition of realism and whimsy

Santa Judges PRE-ORDER Adulting is better with wine Friends who bring the winePRE ORDER ETA LATE SEPTEMBER I Dont Judge But Santa Does The Christmas Mug For Anyone Whos Trying To Stay On The Nice List (Barely) Look, were not here to judge your holiday decisions. Ate Christmas cookies for breakfast? Fine. Bought yourself gifts while shopping for everyone else? Understandable. Hid from your family with a cup of coffee for five peaceful minutes? Honestly Santa probably gets it. But just remember we dont judge. Santa does. Our I