Forget Lab Safety - Unisex T-Shirt TV Inspired by The Office

Inspired by The Office

Angular white Greek-style text reads "JAVELIN TOSS" around a diagonal javelin flanked by purple-socked sneakers mid-stride

because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party

but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout

Forget Lab Safety - Unisex T-Shirt TV Inspired by The OfficeDrinking mystery chemicals from an Erlenmeyer flask is just OSHA noncompliance with a dream. Goggles technically count as safety compliance even when the protocol is "chug and hope for superpowers." The Details: Distressed white block text reads "FORGET LAB" above larger bold white text reading "SAFETY." A retro style illustration depicts a scientist in goggles and a white lab coat tipping a green Erlenmeyer flask to his lips. White text below reads