Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Hoodie fallbrook A small golden-yellow flux capacitor

A small golden-yellow flux capacitor icon sits beneath the main text block

Bold distressed white text below reads "NEW YEAR

A funny design inspired by The Simpsons

Nobody on that mountain operates in the same reality

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Hoodie fallbrook A small golden-yellow flux capacitorAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each