Ew, People. Keep Going. - Unisex T-Shirt santa cruz and red shows a grinning

and red shows a grinning man in a blue suit and red tie hoisting a tall glass of golden beer

and a phone number you could memorize

Naming a roller rink "Rolladium" suggests gladiatorial combat

Black line art in a vintage hand-drawn style depicts a 1950s housewife in a checkered dress and apron

Ew, People. Keep Going. - Unisex T-Shirt santa cruz and red shows a grinningAliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at. Somehow an intelligence capable of bending spacetime reached the same conclusion you reach every Friday at 6 p. m. The Details: A rectangular speech bubble with bold slab serif text reads "EW, PEOPLE. KEEP GOING." Below, a white illustration of a classic flying saucer hovers with concentric rings emanating from its underside. A row of white