Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Unisex Hoodie Size:M and white fill contains bold

and white fill contains bold red italic text reading "Michael Myers" in a brand-parody serif font

Distressed white block text reads "FA (LA)" followed by a superscript "8" in mathematical exponent notation

Zero profanity on a technicality is the highest form of resignation

" Golden-yellow text below reads "NEW YORK

Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Unisex Hoodie Size:M and white fill contains boldLeaving an unflushed yule log is the most honest holiday tradition a man over 50 can offer. Hallmark keeps rejecting that card for some reason. The Details: Arched cream retro text reads "Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya" curving over a posterized illustration of Santa Claus smoking a pipe, rendered in red, tan, and cream. Wisps of cream smoke curl upward from the pipe. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double lined hood with pouch