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Egg Foo Yong Chinatown Bus Tours - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Arched bold white uppercase textEgg Shen runs a tour company, a sorcery practice, and a potion dispensary out of one rattling yellow bus with zero waivers. One star, driver detoured through an immortal warlord turf war. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Golden yellow Chinese characters sit above bold red block text reading "EGG FOO YONG" with yellow outlines. A golden yellow dragon coils around a vintage rounded tour bus labeled "EGG FOO YONG TOURS," surrounded