This is My Clone - Long Sleeve T-Shirt coen brothers Arched white serif text reads

Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut-style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water

which is already a better origin story than most MLB draft picks

Inspired by Top Gun

to red-coral behind the bottom

This is My Clone - Long Sleeve T-Shirt coen brothers Arched white serif text readsAnnouncing you're the clone means the original checked today's schedule and opted out entirely. Somewhere a better version of you is thriving while you got sent to this barbecue with distressed lettering as proof of existence. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "THIS IS" on the first line, "MY" centered on the second line, and "CLONE" on the third line, all in bold uppercase sans serif typography with a heavily worn grunge texture