Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fasttimes1 Coach Finstock's survival guide covers

Coach Finstock's survival guide covers sleep

asks no favors

Rounded white retro-tropical lettering across the trunk reads "Mele Kalikimaka

with a standard modern fit

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fasttimes1 Coach Finstock's survival guide coversEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads