Fight or Flight - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Arched distressed green block text

Arched distressed green block text reads "NEWARK" and "IDLEWILDS" across the top

Complete with a classy retro "golden record" design

Distressed white groovy hand-lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines

Pentagon brass spending millions to weaponize a Winnebago is the most honest thing the Cold War ever produced

Fight or Flight - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Arched distressed green block textPenguins lost the flight option millions of years ago, so evolution left exactly one response and a surprising comfort with cutlery. That scarf confirms he was somewhere civilized before he chose violence. The Details: Distressed white arched text in a chunky retro style reads "FIGHT OR FLIGHT." Below, a cartoon penguin with black and white coloring, an orange beak, orange feet, a wide staring eye, and a dark green scarf grips a knife in one flipper.