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Large golden-yellow brushstroke kanji spans the center behind distressed white serif text reading "HATTORI HANZO" above "SAMURAI SWORDSMITH

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Distressed white slab-serif text reads "REMEMBER

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4 Out of 5 Dentists Recommend Hockey - Long Sleeve T-Shirt bowling Large golden-yellow brushstroke kanji spansDentists recommending hockey is the same energy as a tow truck driver recommending potholes. That fifth dentist who disagrees probably just finished paying off his own implants from beer league. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "4 OUT OF 5 DENTISTS" above three small stars flanked by decorative dots and lines. Smaller white sans serif text reads "RECOMMEND" above large halftone textured white block letters reading "HOCKEY," with two