Santa Carla Boardwalk - Unisex Hoodie Size:M " with red text reading

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A hand-drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden-yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below

Declining invitations with "or something" is just the polite version of admitting you lost control of your own schedule months ago

Bold white block text reads "INTO FITNESS" across the top

Santa Carla Boardwalk - Unisex Hoodie Size:M " with red text readingSouvenir shops in the murder capital of the world really lean into the branding, selling you a sunny boardwalk tee while the missing persons board needs its own wing. Nobody warns the Emersons, and honestly the saxophone should have been enough. Inspired by The Lost Boys. The Details: Distressed red and golden yellow text reads "SANTA CARLA" with dripping blood effects, set against a red splatter backdrop containing silhouetted amusement park rides.