An Apple a Day - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Darryl save life

Darryl save life

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with a figure visible in the wagon opening

flanked by small star icons

An Apple a Day - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Darryl save lifeApples went from health advice to self defense the moment someone realized a Honeycrisp at 60 mph solves most interpersonal conflicts. Doctors hate this one weird trick, but not as much as the guy standing 30 feet away. The Details: Large red chunky text reads "An apple a day keeps anyone away." at the top. Smaller green italic text in parentheses reads "(If you throw it hard enough.)" beside a green woodcut style illustration of a smiling farmer in a