Four Score and Seven Beers Ago - Long Sleeve T-Shirt goonies holding a spear

holding a spear

Napoleon conquered Europe but couldn't handle a waterslide without becoming a complete gremlin

Commitment to framed portraiture under duress is deeply underrated

White serif text reads "The" above large red script reading "Forge" with a yellow drop shadow

Four Score and Seven Beers Ago - Long Sleeve T-Shirt goonies holding a spearLincoln's Gettysburg Address hits different when the only union you're preserving is your ability to stand upright. Eighty seven beers ago, that math checked out. The Details: Large white Gothic blackletter text reads "Four Score," centered above smaller white cursive script reading "and Seven Beers Ago." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck shoulders for durability. Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers