Smartass University - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red " "PIONEER LEAGUE

" "PIONEER LEAGUE

Curved white rounded retro text reads "YOU AXOLOTL" arched above a cartoon axolotl in peach-pink with pink feathery gills

Distressed light blue angular serif text reads "WATERBURY" across the top

"18" and "92" flank the mascot

Smartass University - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red " "PIONEER LEAGUESmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"