Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Bold distressed white serif text

Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms

A row of alternating red and blue five-pointed stars spans the center

An old school throwback design inspired by the 1977 Benihana Grand Prix boat race

with white cursive script reading "Zim's" above smaller white text reading "SAN FRANCISCO" and "MARIN COUNTY

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Bold distressed white serif textRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY