Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Muscle Tank comedy flanking a cartoon green bass

flanking a cartoon green bass in a white baseball cap gripping a golden-yellow bat in a batting stance

Booking a vacation where the main attraction can swallow your hotel whole is a bold move even by Spacing Guild standards

while a small silhouetted Pee-wee Herman stands startled near the trailer

it served the working crews and dreamers alike

Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Muscle Tank comedy flanking a cartoon green bassTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads