I Don't Work Here - Unisex T-Shirt texas finger pressed to his temple

finger pressed to his temple

Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD 96ER" along the bottom

Dark red script text reads "Gus Polinski" beside curved dark text reading "polka king of the midwest" around a cartoon portrait of Gus Polinski

running with a bat

I Don't Work Here - Unisex T-Shirt texas finger pressed to his templeKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun