Realer Than Your Bitch Ass - Unisex Sweatshirt shawshank redemption rendered in orange and cream

rendered in orange and cream with exaggerated whiskers

marked "750 ml

" Red text at the base reads "• MIAMI BEACH •" flanked by bullet accents

Every bruised knee just proved the concept

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