Drinkin' for Lincoln - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Finishing a 96er earns you

Finishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near-death experience at a Wisconsin lodge

Distressed white text reading '"MUCH BETTER THAN POLYESTER"' arches above bold block lettering reading "COSTANZA BRAND

Places like this turned a suburban evening into something transportive

Distressed cream serif text reads "Waiting For" above a weathered illustration of a skeleton resting its chin on its hands atop an orange jack-o'-lantern with triangle eyes and a jagged grin

Drinkin' for Lincoln - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Finishing a 96er earns youHonest Abe freed the enslaved, preserved the Union, and never once complained about the open bar. The least you can do is have one in his honor. The Details: Large bold white block lettering reads "DRINKIN' FOR" across the top, with a warmly toned peach vintage engraved portrait of Abraham Lincoln (distinctive beard, heavy brow, solemn expression) standing in for his name at the lower right. Two tone white and peach illustration on a deep navy ground.