Chopper Sic Balls - Unisex T-Shirt sw Customer complaints get a two-word

Customer complaints get a two-word return policy nobody survives

above a portrait of Brad Hamilton in a paper hat and red fast food uniform

Homer's hunger strike proved losing baseball hurts worse than losing dignity

A retro roller skate illustration in purple

Chopper Sic Balls - Unisex T-Shirt sw Customer complaints get a two-wordChopper's reputation for targeting specific anatomy is the most effective piece of propaganda in Castle Rock. Turns out the deadliest junkyard dog ever is just a golden retriever who wants belly rubs. Inspired by Stand By Me. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "CHOPPER" above a vintage hand drawn white illustration of Chopper, a happy Golden Retriever with its tongue out and a wide, dopey grin. Bold distressed white block text below