Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Unisex Sweatshirt diner Distressed circular emblem with a

Distressed circular emblem with a navy border contains a cream left half with navy vertical pinstripe lines and a red right half

A pop-art illustration depicts Abraham Lincoln wearing blue star-shaped sunglasses

Gold and red atomic starburst shapes frame a cartoon chef in a white hat and apron over a red outfit

Every face-painted fanatic within earshot will hate you

Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Unisex Sweatshirt diner Distressed circular emblem with aGingerbread men smile through structural failure like tiny frosted sociopaths. Species appropriate tragedy, honestly, because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party. The Details: Curved tan block text reads "OH SNAP!" arched above a cartoon gingerbread man broken at the midsection, with crumb fragments visible at the jagged split. Red icing details include a bow tie, buttons, and wavy trim on the arms and legs, with dot eyes