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Three Orange Whips - Unisex Tank Top arkansas Santa winking while telling kidsBurton Mercer ordering three Orange Whips while Chicago burns around him is the most assertive thing a man has ever done with zero authority. Nobody asked, nobody wanted one, and nobody could stop him. Inspired by The Blues Brothers. The Details: Orange circular border ring contains white text reading "WHO WANTS AN ORANGE WHIP?" arching across the top and "THREE ORANGE WHIPS" across the bottom. Bold green typography in the white center reads "Orange"