Your Mom's Bed & Breakfast - Unisex Sweatshirt san leandro A distressed cartoon anthropomorphic celery

A distressed cartoon anthropomorphic celery stalk character strides forward with leafy tops sprouting from its head

" with smaller black text below reading "NEWPORT BLVD

" Smaller weathered script at the bottom reads "Union City

the village was still a quiet stretch of Southern California shoreline

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