Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S it gave a Midwest college

it gave a Midwest college town a taste of tiki culture at its American peak

an orange "&" leads into white block letters reading "OUTRIGGER" and white flowing script reading "Lounge

Elegant white serif text below reads "Short Dead Dude" with a small decorative icon beneath

TAKE THE CANNOLI

Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S it gave a Midwest collegeCalibrating emotional bandwidth on vintage analog equipment seems excessive until the needle pins at negative three and physically strains to go lower. Peer reviewed data confirms the results are conclusive and the meter wants a refund. The Details: White line art semicircular gauge arc spans the top, with white sans serif numbers from " 3" to "3" marking the scale. A red needle is pegged hard to the left past " 3." Below the arc, white retro