Colossal Squid Confessions bfg Round pink sunglasses with mirrored

Round pink sunglasses with mirrored reflective polarised lenses so stylish you’ll actually want to pay double

Avoid eye contact at all costs with these Mach Gs featuring translucent blue tortoiseshell frames and black gradient lenses

These translucent pink sunglasses feature a half-rim frame

We literally threw someone out of an airplane to prove these wouldn't slip or bounce

Colossal Squid Confessions bfg Round pink sunglasses with mirroredMost embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also