Mele Kalikimaka - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL and a nuclear accelerator strapped

and a nuclear accelerator strapped to the roof

Somewhere a licensed counselor lost another client to a two-for-one happy hour special

like the Greasers finally got their biker patch

" Smaller orange text at the bottom reads "5th Ave

Mele Kalikimaka - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL and a nuclear accelerator strappedPalm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection, quietly thriving where nobody asks about the snow. Half the mainland has been mentally relocating to Hawaii ever since discovering you can skip the frostbite. The Details: A palm tree with a tan trunk and green fronds is draped with strings of multicolored Christmas lights in red, blue, yellow, and green. Rounded white retro tropical lettering across the trunk reads