Safety Third v3 - Unisex Tank Top bowling Red Bird Lanes closed in

Red Bird Lanes closed in 1971 and took America's best font choices with it

Distressed white text reading '"MUCH BETTER THAN POLYESTER"' arches above bold block lettering reading "COSTANZA BRAND

Ordering two steak sandwiches while someone pitches you on your own murder is peak commitment to lunch

Souvenir shops in Sidewinder probably sell this next to elk jerky

Safety Third v3 - Unisex Tank Top bowling Red Bird Lanes closed inDemoting safety to third place behind a lit firework and a claw hammer is less a priority list and more a discharge summary. Somewhere an ER nurse just felt a chill and doesn't know why. The Details: Distressed white arched slab serif text reads "SAFETY" above "THIRD" in two stacked lines. Below, a cartoon lit firework shell wrapped in red, blue, and yellow stands upright on a red base, its fuse visibly burning, beside a claw hammer with a gray head