Rollerway - Sacramento, CA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt tradingplaces1 Customer satisfaction is weirdly high

Customer satisfaction is weirdly high despite a zero percent survival rate

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Rollerway - Sacramento, CA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt tradingplaces1 Customer satisfaction is weirdly highRollerway Skating Rink advertised itself as a "Clean, All Year 'Round Sport" like Sacramento parents needed a moral guarantee before letting their kids strap on wheels. Every surviving rink now smells like carpet cleaner and broken dreams, but at least the logo aged well. The Details: Circular orange badge contains a vintage hand drawn illustration of a couple roller skating in 1950s attire, with halftone dots filling the lower background behind them.