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Ivy League–educated aspiring literary fiction novelist

The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes) (Guides to Villainy and Love) bookmobile cap hanging out in the localA conflicted villain and his unstoppable bride form the realms most chaotic alliance in this riotously funny dark romantasy perfect for fans of Assistant to the Villain, but darker and spicier. Whats mine stays mine. Step One: Kidnap someone cute. Step Two: Force her into marriage. Step Three: Try not to catch feelings. When Dark Lord Kazimir Blackrose kidnaps Lady Arabella for a forced marriage, he expects an obedient, trembling bride. What he gets